modern au where the Capulets and Montagues decide to settle their differences once and for all at Family Feud
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.